Three:
Having just crept stealthily up on the twins, and unnoticed, our hero stands quietly, positioned where he can look between their heads and out on to the driveway. As expected, sure enough, he’s caught sight of, whom else, his eye-captivating wife! After all, hadn’t Jackie announced her intention to wash her latest toy, a fiery red, sleekly curved Mini Cooper convertible? Which explains why she’s bending over, carefully drawing a chamois across its gleaming hood? Which of course, is why there’s a whole lot of exceedingly delectable looking ass cheek on display? Then too, there’s the tantalizing fact of our heroine’s tiny hot pink tank top. To be sure, it’s doing a sensational job of clinging to a bountiful pair of prettily rounded breasts. Of course, it did a fine job of that, and even before it was sopping wet.
Just now, poor Alex, he’s looking stumped! Our clueless hero just can’t decide which of his nephews, is it Matt, or is it Travis snickering around his whispered, “Fuck bro, check out those tits…awesome, just fucking awesome!” Whichever one it is, he likes the sound of his, “Oh shit, I wonder if Uncle Alex would mind if I yanked up that fucking tank top? Oh man, wouldn’t I’d just love to grab a double handful of those tits!”
Fascinated, Alex figures his young nephew’s question is rhetorical. Getting a kick out of their overflowing exuberance, but not quite ready to reveal his presence, he shakes his head as he stifles a chuckle. Too bad, he’s thinking, because, as our hero knows, Jackie loves a little audience participation! Of course, what he’d really like to do is to tell his young nephews, “Right on, so go for it already!”
Instead, he’s nodding as he sees that other, and equally indistinguishable nephew drive an elbow jab in to his wincing brother’s ribs. After all, he may just have figured out who’s who! That not exactly playful poke is followed-up with a boastful sounding, “Fuck that, who cares what Uncle Alex thinks!” Sure enough, that did it, and now Alex is certain, well almost certain, that he’s listening to Matt. Because he’s seen it before, Alex knows just which one of his precocious nephew’s likes to play the smartass. Taking after his father, Matt is the twin with the reputation for being quick to declare himself a smartass. Only the young smartass is apparently still Oblivious to his uncle’s presence, proving it with his snickered, “Shit bro, one tug and those freaking shorts would be down around her ankles. Oh fuck yes, and I just bet she’s got one pretty pussy too!”
Responding with an exaggerated groan of misery, his brother replies with a long-drawn-out “Shut up!” Then, and suddenly sounding a lot more serious, he asks, “Oh fuck, do you suppose Uncle Alex would let us get her naked?”
Delivered, along with an exasperated snort, his brother’s disgusted, “Well duh,” is followed-up with an optimistic, “Hell bro, they probably do that swing thing too!” He’s laughing though, when he says, “Hey, well you’re at it, why don’t you ask him; because, oh man, I’m betting she’s got the thing shaved bare!”
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