Ashley pulled me back from my reverie with the same question, “Can you come to dinner tonight?”
I mentally assessed my calendar, which never had anything on it, and nodded and said, “I’d be glad to. Thank you.” They jumped in Ashley’s car and I returned to washing my car. I started to bend down but I had to make another adjustment in my bathing suit before I could.
I was just finishing up drying my car with a micro-fiber towel when Ashley and Brie returned. They were laughing as they exited her car. I heard Brie say, “We really should go back and help that kid lift his chin off the floor.”
Ashley laughed and said, “I think the boob shake got us an extra ten percent off on the steaks.” She vigorously shook her boobs from side to side and her bikini top did nothing to contain them. They were both laughing as they disappeared through the front door.
I chuckled to myself as I thought, ‘Ashley and Brie go to town and wreak havoc on the indigenous population.‘ I cleaned up and put the car in the garage. Then I stood at the deck railing with a beer in hand and watched the forming parade of boats. I had no clue how the word got around so fast.
The doorbell rang and I turned to see Jacob standing at the front door looking through the open French-door on the Breezeway at me. He opened the screen door and leaned to his left and carried a stepladder inside. He leaned it against the door to the garage and then came out on the deck. We shook hands and he said, “I see that you saw my surveillance equipment. I apologize for the camera in your bedroom. I’m here to remove it. I couldn’t help myself. Ashley wants me to invest in a porn film company. She wants to be a star. I’m trying different techniques and camera locations. I bet you could be a star too.”
I was a bit pissed that Jacob had invaded my home at some point to install the camera but his last statement about me being a porno star got me laughing and I ushered him and his ladder into my bedroom. Just to be sure, I watched as he removed the camera. It was so small. I hadn’t been able to see it even after I knew it was there. He pocketed the camera and took the ladder outside. I handed him a beer and we took seats on the deck. Jacob chuckled as he commented on the boat parade. We could hear Brie and Ashley laughing in his kitchen. He commented on how well we could hear them. I told him that there aren’t many secrets on the lake.
We drank the afternoon away. He talked about his construction projects. His business was a huge success. He couldn’t keep up with it all. He hated to hire project managers, but he couldn’t do it all anymore. I was happy for his success. As Jacob became more inebriated, he started talking about Ashley. He wasn’t talking quietly either, so I suggested we move back into the alcove between the house, breezeway and garage. He stood up and staggered a little and then grabbed his chair and dragged it back away from the railing. I did the same.
Jacob was slurring his words when he said, “Brie isn’t my niece. I just told Ashley that. Brie lives in one of my apartment buildings. She practically raped me. Fuck she’s hot. I’ve been seeing her for a while. Ashley doesn’t know. Brie really does want to be a stripper. I introduced Brie to Ashley and they’ve become really close. Weird huh. Ashley insisted that I bring Brie up here for a couple days. Knowing Ashley, she’ll insist on including Brie in bed. Won’t that be a hoot.” He laughed.