Kristen gave me a playful smack on the leg. “Did you find her to be a little… familiar? She talked to me like we were old friends.”
“Y’know, I did. Borderline unprofessional even.” If Kristen knew more than she was letting on, me saying that I found Heidi’s manner to be a little uncouth might get me off the hook.
“Right? She even told me her boyfriend had a nice dick! I couldn’t believe it.”
“Wow!”
“Yeah, ‘wow’ is right. Of course, I couldn’t leave you undefended so I told her yours was quite nice as well.”
I don’t know what look crossed my face, but Kristen found it funny and laughed. “You should see the look on your face! Don’t you know that we girls talk about these sorts of things?”
“No, no… I do. I just didn’t expect to hear about it after the fact, I guess?”
“I was kind of shocked at first, but I did laugh when she said it. I guess that put her at ease and after that, wow, did the floodgates ever open. Good thing I’m not a prude.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, she’s not afraid to get into the ‘details’, if you know what I mean. She was pretty explicit about her sex life – different men she’d been with, different women…”
Women?
“…all these experiences she’s had. She told me she’s been making up for all the lost time she spent not getting laid at college.”
“Huh. She made a kind of dirty joke about you giving me a ‘happy ending’ too.”
“Oh yeah? I guess she likes being one of those people that thinks that being shocking makes them cool or whatever. I’d bet she’d have loved to have checked out your cock if she had the chance, what with me telling her how nice it was and all.”
I couldn’t help it – I blushed, hard. It did not go unnoticed.
“Ooh, someone likes that idea,” Kristen said excitedly. I could tell she was teasing me. “Do you want to show off your dick, baby?” She chuckled and stroked my thigh. “I’d bet you’d love to show all the girls what a nice one you have.”
My blush deepened. Kristen put on an exaggerated pout and said “my poor baby, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to embarrass you.”
Her adorable delivery and puppy-dog eyes made me laugh. “I know you’re just playing. It’s fine.” I took a deep breath. “I guess there’s something that I should tell you though.”
“Oh?” She looked at me with an arched eyebrow.
I just had to get this over with. “She did see my dick.”
Kristen recoiled and raised her eyebrows. “Explain, please.”
“It was totally an accident. I was getting into position to lie on my front and she looked over and saw everything.”
“Um… you weren’t wearing underwear?”
“Weren’t you naked for yours?”
“I mean, my clothes were all off but I had a towel covering my bits! And another one across my tits for when I was on my back.”
“Oh, well she gave me a towel to cover up when I flipped over though, it’s not like I was just lying there with everything showing.” I strategically decided not to mention how small this towel was, that it hadn’t been covering my ass, nor my suspicion that Heidi may have gotten more than just a quick look at my cock.
“Huh.” I couldn’t read Kristen’s flat reaction and was getting nervous. The wait for her reply seemed to be an eternity. Finally, she spoke. “OK then. I trust you.” Kristen stretched out on the couch and rested her head in my lap. “Let’s finish this movie.”