“The rotation works thusly; Morning nut excluded, your dad is still capable of a solid once a day. You’ll be expected to pick up the remaining times in the daily rotation. Rotation times are eleven to noon, 4 to 5 pm, and any time after 9pm. Your father has dibs on the noon slot. Daytime slots are one hour, please try to finish on time unless prior arrangements have been made. Nighttime slot is at your discretion. No one is currently menstruating, but when they are, they simply drop out of the rotation, Emma, Laura, and I no longer menstruate and can pick up some of the slack, or you can use the time to pursue your other interests. Are you good with that?”
Jake just nodded his head yes.
“Now, as for today. It’s already past noon, so it’s too late to collect your morning nut. We’ll start you out a couple hours early with Aunt Emma. Sorry Deanna.”
“Maybe he could work me in after mom”. Deanna said.
“He’ll be too tired.” her mother Emma replied flatly. Deanna made a mock pouty face as the room erupted in giggles.
Janet let the giggles die down and picked up right where she left off. “Aunt Emma will take you up to your room now, then at 10 tonight you’ll be over at April’s. Tomorrow, you’ll get your morning nut in Sara.” She paused for another sharp glance at Sara. “Then I’ll see you around three, and you’ll finish up around nine with your mom. Wednesday, Gina will wake you in your room for your morning nut, you’ll see Jenny at 3, you’ll be at Aunt Laura’s house by ten, then everybody moves up one time slot and we repeat the cycle. If anyone needs to drop out this cycle, Deanna will take their slot.”
“Or Sara!” Sara said in a loud whisper. Janet ignored her and continued.
“After everything settles down, your mom will be collecting your morning nut every day. Weekends we’ll just play by ear for now.” She looked into Jake’s eyes, making sure she still had his attention. Satisfied, she continued.
“All schedule changes and substitutions go through me. Extra sessions are at your discretion, as long as you remain able to perform in your assigned time slots. Extras with Sara” she paused, sending her sharpest glance yet Sara’s way, “Must be specifically authorized by me.” Sara crossed her eyes and stuck her tongue out.
“Any questions?” Still in shock, Jake just shook his head no.
“At this point, I think a few words from your father are in order.” Janet said, turning the floor over to Steve.
Steve rose to his feet, cleared his throat a bit, and began. “Jake my boy, I could not be more proud of you. And I know that goes for all the women in this room.” Another murmur of assent swept the room.
“These are all brilliant women, strong, independent, beautiful women. It’s been my privilege, and now it will be yours too, to take care of their sexual needs. Every one of them is an excellent lover, and not afraid to tell you what they like. Listen to them, and always give each and every one of them your best effort.” Applause ensued, prompting another rap of Janet’s gavel.
“I’ll wrap this up with a couple pieces of advice. Make sure you still have something in the tank after your morning and afternoon sessions. For your late sessions, it’s fine to go until one or both of you is exhausted”. Steve continued. Jake was drinking in his dad’s advice, still not quite able to believe what was happening. “And last, but certainly not least, Don’t let your Aunt Emma drain all of your energy unless she’s the last of the day!” he finished, to a cacophony of giggles and laughs.