Keshav : I don’t get it, Mom… There could be nothing about it… That is what I feel… All you ladies in the neighborhood should perhaps just quit gossiping, and do something more meaningful!!
Sonam : Like teasing each-other’s sons?!
Keshav : Haha!! No!! Lol!! What I am saying is that your biggest source here is a maid. There is now way you can trust one, especially her!! All the boys still strongly doubt that she was the one who stole the camera & mobile during Diwali… And… Rimi Aunty is a very sweet woman, but she enjoys such loose talks… Being married to an older man, from a conservative family, sometimes does that to ladies used to a more open life… They end up to love making up such rumors…
Sonam : I am gald you took time to give me that information, My Dear Son… Really appreciate the fact that you have been a keeping a close watch on The Maid & Rimi Aunty, too!! That is really very appreciatable!!
Keshav : Mom… Hahahaha… Come on… See… Listen… I know you haven’t said anything directly… But… You are trying to suggest that Kavita Aunty was having an affair, and she ended up getting inseminated, and now her son, Karthik, is helping her cover it up?! Right?!
Sonam : Noo!! I mean, that is not what I have been thinking!! Well… The women here do, and that is already a good enough scandal… But, we would have easily found out if she was having an affair… Nothing happens here without the ladies knowing… So, I am assuming it is something else.
Keshav : What else are you pointing to?? The only other possible conclusion here is that you are telling me it is Karthik, himself, who has impregnated his mother!!
Sonam : Yeah!! Exactly!! That is just what I meant!!
Keshav : What the hell!! Ohh, Mom… Don’t be so insensitive, and make yourself look stupid!! That is impossible!!
Sonam : How can you be so sure?? Why is it so impossible?!
Keshav : Because that is how it is!! He is her son!!
Sonam : Wait A Second… Have you already forgotten about you and me?!
Keshav : Ohh, Mom… Hahaha!! We are meant to be together!! This is our Destiny!!
Sonam : Lol!!
Keshav : We are special!!
Sonam : I know, Keshav!! I know… But, what if Kavita is special for Karthik?!
Keshav : Come on, Mom… In that case, we will have to presume that all sons are fucking their mothers!!
Sonam : Hahaha… And… Isn’t that how it should be?!
Keshav : Haha!! My Darling Mom… You are so wonderful… If only this world had more Sonams!! Hehehe…
Sonam : Hahahaha!! Yeah, Right!! But, I would chose to say how lovely this world would have been if there were more Karthiks here!!
Keshav : What?! Lol!!
Sonam : Nothing better than having a son who would be ready to impregnate his own mother!!
Keshav : Mom!! You do know he is a very harmless lad!! There is no chance for him to be the one responsible!! It is extremely unfair of you to confirm that!!
Sonam : Maybe… Maybe Not… But… Why don’t you in the meantime tell me whether you will be ready to impregnate me if I ask you to!!