Sonam : Hahahaha!! I love you too, Keshav…
Keshav : This is so twisted… Impossible!! Her language… I mean, the words she used… They were all so different from what you normally say. I clearly remember a minimum of two instances where you had called me on the phone, as yourself, while you texted me as Diana. How did you so easily live two separate lives?!
Sonam : Hahaha!! I am actually enjoying this praising from my son…
Keshav : I can guess how much you would have relished those conversations, in particular.
Sonam : Well… It helped me understand what my son means when he says he is tired, and sleeping – Send D Nudes, the whole night!!
Keshav : Mom… This is so unexpected!! I feel we are in a totally different zone… Somewhere we shouldn’t be…
Sonam : We never were in places we should have been, Keshav!!
Keshav : Are you really Diana?! All her views, and all that deep knowledge about everything sensual… How do you know so much about sex, Mom?!
Sonam : Why are you so amused?? It was nothing extra-ordinarily new that I told you as Diana.
Keshav : I know… But… Most of the things you said, and we talked about, were what people in my generation are into it… How do you know all of it?! I know that you know that I never asked Diana her age. But, I was thinking she would be 25, to the max. I was certain I was talking to somebody only a couple of years elder than me. How did you manage to do it so perfectly?!
Sonam : Maybe, your mother is not as old as you think she is!!
Keshav : Mom… You know what I am trying to say!! All the sexual terms in those chats… How is that you are so well versed in things related to sex?! I will never forget the naughty dirty things she said… I mean you said!! Diana Mariam talked like somebody who owned a Porn Empire!!
Sonam : Hahaha!! Maybe, I do own a Porn Empire!!
Keshav : Mom…
Sonam : Maybe, you do not know your mother well enough!!
Keshav : Mom… Just tell me what it is!!
Sonam : Well… Maybe, it is from everything I have been exposed to!!
Keshav : What?? You are still not telling me the reason!! And everything you tell me sound like riddles… There is something else to this… It’s just that I am not able to understand what!!
Sonam : There is nothing else!! What more is left, anyway!!
Keshav : What about all the adventures you said you had with your ex-boyfriend… Yeah, exactly!! What about it?? I mean, what about all the adventures Diana said she had with her ex-boyfriend!! They were your fantasies, Mom?!
Sonam : Reality.
Keshav : What??
Sonam : They were all from my real life!!
Keshav : You had a boyfriend?!
Sonam : I had a husband!!
Keshav : What?! Mom!! This is killing me!! Why can’t you just tell things clearly??
Sonam : Keshav… I think it is best that we skip discussing everything we chatted in Facebook… Because if I start quizzing you on the things you have told me, you will wish you were dead!!
Keshav : Shit!! Yes!! I know that!! But, still…
Sonam : Hahaha… No more ‘but’ or ‘still’!! This discussion is over here. We talked about it because you are in the train, and there is nothing else we can do, until you are home!! We are not having another word on this once you are here!! Okay?! I have too many other important things to do with My Son!!
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