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Mai Ahmed ke ghar gaya toh woh aangan mein baith ke cigaratte pi raha tha. Mai bola “uncle aapki gaadi gazab ki chalti hai. Kya mujhe roz milegi”? Ahmed bola “haan abh tu toh mere bete jaisa hai, jabh chahiye leja”.
Mujhe Ahmed ko ungli karne ka mann kiya yeh dekhne ke liye ki woh kya bolega. Maine uski aankhon mein dekhte hue bola “uncle aapne mummy ke saath itne kaunse kaam kiye ki woh itna thak gayi”.
Ahmed samajh gaya ki mujhe shak hai ki woh kya kaam karke aaya hai mummy ke saath. Ahmed ne pucha “beta tu jaldi mein toh nahin hai naa”? Mai bola “nahin uncle, abhi papa ko aane mein deer hai”.
Usne mujhe ghar ke andar bulaya aur door band kiya. Usne pucha “beta tu drink karta hai”? Maine shareef banne ka bahana kiya aur bola “nahin uncle, mai aapke saamne toh bilkul bhi nahin piyunga”.
Ahmed bola “maa chudane gayi teri sharafat, bol piyega ya nahin mere saath”. Maine bola “uncle agar aap mummy ko nahin bataoge toh piyunga”. Ahmed has ke kitchen mein gaya aur do beer laaya.
Mujhe ek bottle kholke di aur sofe pe baith ke bola “tujhe patah hai ki tera papa Konkana ka bilkul khayal nahin rakhta”, mai bola “mujhe nahin lagta kyunki maine dono ko aapas mein khush dekha hai”.
Ahmed bola “beta tujhe patah hai ki auraton ki kai aisi khushiyan bhi hoti hai jo batayi nahin ja sakthi, sirf mehsoos karni padhti hai aur saamne waale ko samajh jana chaiye”.
Mai bola “mai kuch samajha nahin uncle”. Ahmed bola “jabh se tune mujhe Konkana se saath introduce kiya tha mandir ke bahar, kya tere ko woh aajkal pehle se jyada khush nahin lag rahi”?
Mai bola “haan uncle, mummy pehle se bahut jyada khush dikthi hai”, Ahmed bola “dekh beta tujhe toh patah hai ki mujhe Konkana bahut pasand hai”, mai bola “haan uncle, patah hai”.
Woh bola “bas tu yehi samajh le ki tere papa Konkana ko jo pyar aur khushi nahin de rahe the, woh maine Konkana ko bahut saara diya jiski wajah se Konkana abh bahut khush hai”.
Maine seedha point pe aane ki koshish ki aur bola “uncle mujhe bhi batao ki aisi khushi mai mummy ko kaise dun taaki mummy aur bhi khush ho jaye”. Ahmed bola “beta agar tu Konkana ko khush dekhna chahta hai toh mere baare mein papa ko mat batana”.
Mai bola “uncle mai nahin batunga par mummy ne bata diya toh”? Woh bola “Konkana ko mai samjha doonga. Aur jabh bhi mai tere ghar pe aata hun, tu meri gaadi leke nikal jaya kar”.
Mai bola “uncle aapko mere ghar pe hone se koi problem hai”? Ahmed bola “mujhe koi problem nahin hai, Konkana ko bahut problem hoti hai aur woh mere saath khulke kaam nahin karti hai. Accha bata teri koi girlfriend hai”?
Maine kaha “haan uncle, abhi toh teen hai”. Ahmed zor se has ke bola “wah tu toh bada chuppa rustam nikla, teen teen ladkiya ghuma raha hai is umar mein. Sirf chumma chaati pe laga hai ya aur kuch kiya bhi hai unko”?
Mai bola “uncle aapko toh patah hi hai ki jab bulao toh koi na koi bahana deti hain. Isliye teen hai taaki ek toh milegi”. Ahmed bola “wah tu toh bahut bada khiladi hai, bata unko choda bhi ya nahin”?
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