“What?”
“Noah, are you decent?” She called back.
The door opened in response, with Noah standing there in his usual skinny jeans and ripped shirt. “Hi Mum, how did your research go?”
“Well, all the adverts seem to be the same, so I think I’ve got an idea of what we’re being hired for.” Cassandra said. “I’ll show you what I’ve got over lunch, or I suppose, to you it’s breakfast!” She laughed at her joke, and made her way downstairs to the living room.
Noah followed her, and took a sandwich before slumping on the sofa. Before he could take a bite, his mum handed him a plate, and then picked up her notepad.
“So, here’s what I think the advert will look like. Its morning, and you put on the spray, and I say something like ‘that smells nice son. You’re going to be fighting off the girls!’ and then you actually have to fight off the girls! What do you think?”
“Um, actually Mum, I have a different idea of what they want. It says in the advert ‘open minded’, and we all know what that means… It’s going to be something rude,” Noah explained before continuing.
“Also, why would they want a mother and son when they could just get random actors in? They want that chemistry that only relatives have!”
It was the longest Noah had spoken to anyone in his family for months, and it shocked Cassandra.
“So… you don’t think they just want me to be your mum for a morning scene?”
“Come on Mum, they could have just found any blonde actress to be my mum. Nah, they want that bond between a real-life mum and son,” Noah said between bites of the sandwich.
He had a good idea of what Jack wanted in his advert. Most young men had thought about their mother sexually. Ever since he had seen the advert, Noah was getting more eager to see how far he could go with his attractive mum, but he wanted her to initiate it. That was the dream… having his mum come on to him!
While his mum thought about what she was missing, Noah took the chance to admire her fit frame hidden by a light summer dress. Though she was in her mid-forties, her face was still elegant and attractive.
Unlike some mothers, she had none of their mid life flab keeping her striking looks and heart stopping blue eyes. Her svelte figure was complimented by small breasts and a rounded arse that she worked on daily. Involuntarily, Noah licked his lips
“But the only other thing in all the adverts is an ugly teenager getting chased by lots of stunning woman!” Cassandra said, confused.
“Exactly, so why would they want a mother there too?” Noah said slowly trying to get his mum to understand the hint.
“You don’t think?! Surely they wouldn’t want a mum and son to… well you know!” She gasped.
“Mum and son to do what?” He asked trying not to laugh.
“You know… To be attracted to one another?!” Cassandra exclaimed.
“Well, to be fair Mum, the smell of lynx is meant to attract every woman! And you’ve got to think about it from their point of view. It’ll be really controversial, but when has that been a bad thing! All they want is to get people talking!”