Beth turns 18 and relives her favorite Halloween with Dad

I guess before beginning my story, I should introduce myself. I’m Beth. That’s short for Elspeth. I’m not sure why any self-respecting parent would name a child Elspeth. It’s a fucking nightmare to grow up with. When you’re not being called Elizabeth, you’re most probably not being called anything, because Americans are so fucking stupid they can’t pronounce themselves out of a paper bag. So from a very young age I just settled for plain Beth. My parents had many strange ideas. They believed in a family bed, that is, a big fucking futon that took up most of the … Read more

Mom was a great teacher

My life had sucked for the last eight years. One day I came home early from a business trip and found my wife of ten years sucking off the lawn guy. I said nothing but just left to go find a lawyer. My ten year old daughter Kelly, was in the next room as Brenda’s mouth was being filled with his jizz. When I got back Brenda, was gone along with all her clothes and sundries, and the $3,000 stash I kept for emergencies. I was devastated, but just changed the sheets, had a few drinks, and went to sleep. … Read more