A new vibrator brings mother & son closer together

It was probably the strangest promotion ever. You see, my mother had a great job as a powerful corporate lawyer. She worked for Cobolt Lansing in their acquisitions department. When they acquired a smaller company which made sex toys, the Board of Directors decided to continue the manufacturing of the adult products, because they were highly profitable. However, none of the high powered attorneys wanted anything to do with the sex toys department because they were afraid it would stain their reputations (no pun intended). So, my mother was offered the spot as lead attorney for the sex toys department. If things … Read more