Beth turns 18 and relives her favorite Halloween with Dad
I guess before beginning my story, I should introduce myself. I’m Beth. That’s short for Elspeth. I’m not sure why any self-respecting parent would name a child Elspeth. It’s a fucking nightmare to grow up with. When you’re not being called Elizabeth, you’re most probably not being called anything, because Americans are so fucking stupid they can’t pronounce themselves out of a paper bag. So from a very young age I just settled for plain Beth. My parents had many strange ideas. They believed in a family bed, that is, a big fucking futon that took up most of the … Read more