Sonam : So what??
Keshav : We are simply asking for trouble, Mom. I really don’t want him to think anything wrong about me.
Sonam : Excuse me!! Think what wrong about you??
Keshav : Mom.. I don’t want him to think that I am sending you such pictures.
Sonam : If your Dad sees a picture of your penis in my phone, and realizes I did not tell him about it, he is going to think wrong about, both, you and me. And not just you, Keshav. He is definitely going to think we have been exchanging such pictures.
Keshav : Mom, exactly!! That is what. So, please delete the picture. Delete the picture I sent you earlier, in my boxers, too. I do not want him to think anything wrong about us.
Sonam : Hahaha… Oh, Keshav.. You are so cute..
Keshav : Not this, Mom. Not now.
Sonam : Okay, tell me something. Did you think anything wrong when you send me those pictures?? Did you have any evil intention??
Keshav : Oh, come on, Mom. No!! Nothing at all.
Sonam : Then, why are you so worried?? What is there for you to worry??
Keshav : But, still. Please delete it. Don’t complicate this even more, Mom. Please!!
Sonam : I won’t. I am sorry, Keshav. But, I am not going to delete it. Let it stay in my phone. I want to look at it, whenever I feel like.
Keshav : What the hell, Mom!! Why??
Sonam : What why??
Keshav : Why do you want to look at my penis??
Sonam : I am looking at my son’s penis. I don’t need anybody’s permission to do that. And maybe, I have always been seeing my son’s naked penis.
Keshav : I am your son. And you have never seen my naked penis, before.
Sonam : Oh, yeah?? Then be happy I am looking at it, now.
Keshav : Mom!!
Sonam : What?? You don’t want me to look at your penis??
Keshav : What is this, Mom??
Sonam : You don’t like me admiring your ‘big’ penis, Keshav??
Keshav : Stop it, Mom. I thought we already talked about it. And I am really sorry. Please don’t bring this up again, Mom. Please stop making fun of me. It was a genuine mistake.
Sonam : Hahaha… My poor dear little Son… Got you, again!!
Keshav : Enough of this, please… Just delete it, Mom.
Sonam : I won’t.
Keshav : Please!!
Sonam : Okay, fine. I will..
Keshav : Thank you so much, Mom. Let’s never talk about it.
Sonam : I will delete it. But…
Keshav : But what??
Sonam : But… You will have to send me one whenever I ask.
Keshav : What?? I did not quite get that… Send you what whenever you ask??
Sonam : I want you to send me a picture of your penis, whenever I ask.
Keshav : What?? Why on earth!!
Sonam : Because..
Keshav : Because what??
Sonam : Because.. I like it.
Keshav : You like what??
Sonam : I like looking at your penis.
Keshav : Why, Mom?? Where is this heading to!!
Sonam : Hahaha…
Keshav : Why are you laughing now??
Sonam : I like looking at your penis, because I think it looks good.
Keshav : Stop teasing me, Mom. You are taking this too far.
Sonam : You are telling me that I am teasing you?? You are the one who has been teasing me all along. You are the tease here!!
Keshav : What makes you say that?? What did I do that makes me a tease?? I have only been doing what you have been asking me to do.