Sexting with Mommy

Keshav : Oh, yeah?! Really?? You expect me to believe that?! How else do you know the exact messages I sent her?? You were spying on me, all this time!! You are so cheap, Mom…

Sonam : Keshav!! Stop it. You have got it all wrong!!

Keshav : You are wrong here!!

Sonam : I am not!!

Keshav : No wonder Dad left you!!

Sonam : Hahaha!!

Keshav : What??

Sonam : Hahhaha!!

Keshav : Stop laughing!! This is not funny…

Sonam : Hahahahahahahaha!!

Keshav : Fine… Laugh!! Cry!! Do whatever you want, and just get lost!! You are worth nothing!!

Sonam : Hahahahahahahahahhahahh!!

Keshav : Stop it!! Stop ridiculing me!! What you did is a crime!!

Sonam : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Keshav : Where did you get that text?? I checked my Account – It says it is connected only to my mobile. Is Diana in contact with you?? You better answer!! How do you know her?!

Sonam : Lol!!

Keshav : What is happening here?! I just checked my chat with her, and she hasn’t come online since last week. She did not even see the message I sent her yesterday. How long have you been in touch with her?! I need to know, Mom!!

Sonam : Loool!!

Keshav : No…

Sonam : Lol Lol!!

Keshav : The Text you sent me… You did not copy it. You typed each word… And, there is a mistake. You used the phrase ‘whole fucking life’. I had said ‘fucking whole life’. You did not just forward this message to me. Neither did Diana send you the same. All our conversations are in Private Mode – I just reconfirmed that. One cannot Copy or Screenshot. One can only save it for Offline Reads. You typed this message down, Mom… Either you have an extra-ordinary memory, and can remember each word in almost the very order Diana told you, or you have hacked into her account!! You got to tell me what you exactly you have been doing!!

Sonam : Lol o Lol!!

Keshav : What is this!!

Sonam : Lol Lol Lol!!

Keshav : Wait…

Sonam : Lool Lool Lool!!

Keshav : No way!!

Sonam : Lol o Lol o Lol!!

Keshav : No fucking way!!

Sonam : LooooooL!!

Keshav : Mom?!

Sonam : Haha!!

Keshav : No way!!

Sonam : Hahaha!

Keshav : Mom!!

Sonam : Hahahahaha!! Lol!!

Keshav : Mom!! It was you?! You are Diana?!

Sonam : Excuse me?!

Keshav : Mom!! Enough of this hide & seek!! You are Diana Mariam?! I was talking to you?!

Sonam : Nah… I am just some no good worthless female, who was abandoned by her husband, and who is a shame for her adult son.

Keshav : I did not mean that, Mom. I was just too shocked. I feel so embarrassed… About everything in that chat… You do know this is something so unbelievable!!

Sonam : What is so unbelievable here??

Keshav : The very fact that you are Diana Mariam – That I was talking to you all this while!! Shit!! This is unreal.

Sonam : I don’t know what you are talking about… I don’t know any Diana Mariam!!

Keshav : Come on, Mom… Please!!

Sonam : Oh, Sir!! Kindly do not talk to me with respect. A low woman like me does not deserve that… I kindly request you to continue with your verbal abusing!!

Keshav : Mom… I am sorry I was rude… You do realize how shocking this whole revelation is. I just did not understand any of it!!