Keshav : I can’t wait. I am glad Delhi happened to us.
Sonam : I will never forget that night, Keshav…
Keshav : We were just too drunk, Mom!!
Sonam : Haha… I know, Keshav. I almost even jumped into the swimming pool, dragging you along!! I had never been so drunk my whole life. In-fact, it was only my 3rd time. You can imagine what my state would have been… High!! However you seemed to be fine – Guess you are a regular at the pubs… With your girls!!
Keshav : Haha!! No, Mom… I very rarely drink… And, I don’t party much. It was just a fun night there in Delhi… The other functions were tiring, and I was just trying to relax.
Sonam : I was surprised you still managed to keep your emptions in check… When I first sensed your stiffness brushing against my butt, I thought you had sent that prick away only to replace his toy with yours. Haha!!
Keshav : Mom!!
Sonam : Hahaha… Come on, Keshav. You know you liked that – Athul did!!
Keshav : Well… Can’t blame him… You sure looked super sexy that night… Irresistible. Even the newly-wed dude was stealing glaces at you. Hahaha!!
Sonam : Haha!! And, you looked equally impressive… Not just the new bride, but also her mother – my best friend, Ramya, had eyes on you.
Keshav : So, what are we looking at?? A fivesome?!
Sonam : Hahaha!! We are doing nothing with Ramya… Don’t ask me why!! Lol!! But, if you are adamant about a fivesome, we have Vimal to help. I have seen his future-wife’s mother, and she is just your type. Hehe!! The kind of things I have to tell to my son…
Keshav : Hahahahaha!! Mom, I am literally laughing out loud, inside the train… We should have started this, a long time ago… At-least before we left for Delhi.
Sonam : I know… Or… At-least that last night in Delhi!! I still have no idea how I managed to not pounce on you, in the taxi, on our way back to the hotel. I was leaking, as I sat right next to you!! Now, after knowing what you did to Ahaana inside a car, I so wish I had got myself the same treatment.
Keshav : Haha… Ohh, Mom!! When will you stop talking about my girlfriends?!
Sonam : You never told me the full account. You just keep giving me unimportant details.
Keshav : Because it is nothing interesting, Mom!!
Sonam : I do not believe that… And, even if that is case, I still want to know… I hope you did not do her inside a moving car!!
Keshav : Haha… Noo!! That is practically impossible.
Sonam : Nothing is impossible. Having sex in a moving car, is very much possible… I am definitely making you take me in a moving vehicle!!
Keshav : And who will drive?! I hope you are not intending to bounce on me, when I have the steering in my hand!!
Sonam : Lol!! I am not so cruel. We will get somebody to take care of that.
Keshav : What?! And, have sex as he watches??
Sonam : Do you mind?! Also, who told you it will be a he?!
Keshav : Aargghhh… Mom!! You were clear you want to keep us within the premises of our house, and you did not want any creeps seeing you with me!!
Sonam : I also said I am a feminist, and I decide who I fuck. That also means I decide where I fuck, and who gets to watch me fuck who I want to fuck!!