Sonam : Okay.. Fine. I forgive you for being naked… But, what about your extremely erect manhood, Keshav?? You really owe me an explanation with that. I have never ever heard about anybody having such a raging hard-on. Did you just use a performance enhancing supplement before sending your own mother a picture of your penis??
Keshav : No, Mom. Please don’t say anything like that…
Sonam : Then what is it??
Keshav : I only held it in my hand, for a second, before taking the picture. It was already very erect.
Sonam : You must have been stroking it, all the while you texted me.
Keshav : No, Mom. I did not touch it at all. I took it in my hand, only when you asked me for a picture. It was hard, already.
Sonam : There is no way a penis will go so hard, without even being touched.
Keshav : Mine does, Mom.
Sonam : No… That is not possible.
Keshav : Yes, Mom. Mine really does.
Sonam : Is it something else, Keshav?? You don’t have to hide anything with me, anymore.
Keshav : Something else?? Like what, Mom?? It is really nothing.
Sonam : Is it the fact that you were sending the picture to your mother that got you excited?? You can be honest, Keshav. I won’t mind if you tell me the truth.
Keshav : No, Mom. It is nothing like that.
Sonam : Or… Did you just think something like you are sending it to a mature, lonely, unsatisfied woman, you might have a chance with??
Keshav : Oh, please… Mom… Come on.. Don’t do this to me.
Sonam : Maybe… You played with it, a little bit, after I asked you for the picture, the second time.
Keshav : No, Mom. Seriously!!
Sonam : Then, how is it that you are so hard?? Keshav?!
Keshav : I don’t know Mom…
Sonam : You are very sure it is not because you sent it to me??
Keshav : Yes, Mom.
Sonam : Wait.. Let me ask you something else, first.
Keshav : What is it, Mom??
Sonam : If we were having this conversation for real… I mean face to face… Directly… Will you still have the guts to show me your penis??
Keshav : What?!
Sonam : Will you show me your penis, Keshav, if I was right in front of you??
Keshav : Oh, Mom… Like real?? Please, Mom.. You know that will never happen.
Sonam : Hahaha… Let’s see… Hahahah… Leave it, then!!
Keshav : Hhmmm…
Sonam : So, you are telling me your penis is always this hard…
Keshav : Mostly…
Sonam : Is it like you always walk around with a penis so hard??
Keshav : That is not what I said, Mom.
Sonam : Hahaha… When do you normally have a hard-on, Keshav?? Maybe, you can skip that question. Just tell me when does it turn this hard!!
Keshav : Mom!!
Sonam : Tell me, Keshav. You don’t have to feel shy. Not now. And, not anymore.
Keshav : When I am with my girlfriends… I guess.
Sonam : Girlfriends?? Like you have many!!
Keshav : Not many. Just three.
Sonam : Keshav!! I never knew there was a romeo in you. And, you still have them all together?? Hahaha… Ohh, you are one naughty boy!!
Keshav : No, Mom.. Not all of them together.
Sonam : So, only one now… But, what I cannot understand is that who is so stupid to break up with you?? What happened??