Why do I want to attend Columbia? I have a pretty good imagination, but it fails me when I try to tell a lie. On the other hand, as you may have heard, we Chinese are big on filial piety. My parents are great people, don’t get me wrong, but they’re real snobs when it comes to higher education. I really can’t bring myself to defy them directly, so let me just say why I want…

They both stopped five feet in of me as I sat on the couch at seven at night. “Mom, Monica and I are just gonna hang out in my room.” I looked at them as they held hands and stayed close. “Okay, Lexi,” I replied, just before they both bolted. I paused the show and my eyebrows drifted down. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say they were having intimate relations.” Neither of them came…

It was about 10 o’clock that Dylan started feeling he’d bitten off more than he could chew with this whole waiting in line overnight thing. He’d never done it before, and as he had rocked up outside the Apple Store just after dinner that evening, around 6pm, he’d seen all the hardcore techy geeks already camping out there, and he was given the distinct impression that he was packing rather light for the night’s wait. But…

“For today, abandon rude or disrespectful unneighborliness, photography without explicit permission, and uninvited groping, all ye who would enter here. Tomorrow, ask yourself if you want them back.” -Sign above the gate at Potter Farm’s Annual Birthday Suit Bazaar and Celebration of The Skin You’re In. * Robin almost didn’t go that year. Two years in a row she had joined a small group of her sorority sisters at the local Nude Day celebration. Two years…

Sarah felt a tingle of excitement as she ushered him into her house and led him by the hand up the stairs towards her bedroom. This wasn’t the sort of thing she usually did and she told herself this was just a one off, a chance to work off some of the sexual frustration she’d been feeling all week. It felt pretty good to be doing something that was so unlike her though. He was one…

Thomas pauses at his mother’s door and hears her crying. He silently curses his father. He must have hurt her. Again. His hopes that things might have improved between his parents over the last few months since his absence seem to have come to nothing. After knocking softly on the door he waits. She answers after a moment, and despite the tears staining her pretty face, she looks happy to see him. “Hi hon.” “Hi, Mom,…

A mom becomes her son’s slut after catching him with a girl, Do you know what’s hard? When the hottest woman you’ve ever met lives in your own house. When the most beautiful woman in the world is your own mother. When your biggest turn on is what she wears every single day… nylons. I’d always assumed they were pantyhose until I checked out her dresser drawer one day and learned all her pairs were either…

Disclaimer: All of the characters are fictional and over the age of 18. ~~~~~ “Dammit, Kurt, we need to get you laid at least once before we graduate!” said my roommate Dave. Graduation was in about four weeks. “Mister Tongue-Tied?” asked Tom. “Good luck with that. Have you ever thought about a prostitute? I’ll chip in.” “So will I.” said Jasper. “What do you think?” I blushed, even though this wasn’t the first time the subject…

My life had sucked for the last eight years. One day I came home early from a business trip and found my wife of ten years sucking off the lawn guy. I said nothing but just left to go find a lawyer. My ten year old daughter Kelly, was in the next room as Brenda’s mouth was being filled with his jizz. When I got back Brenda, was gone along with all her clothes and sundries,…

There were two things I liked about the house next door. The swimming pool and the daughter. The swimming pool was quite large, with a kiddie-pool at one end and a diving board at the other. The previous owner had been quite lavish in having it put in. It must have been a real disappointment to him to suddenly find himself going bankrupt and having to sell. The new owner and his wife were fortyish, with…