Few days later Mary called over the phone: ‘Alice I am coming over.’
‘Is your husband on tour?’
‘He is on tour in the first place and in the second place I am on my period,’ she giggled. I also laughed understandingly.
‘I have heard that menstrual ooze contains many female hormones, do you think that ire would affect his libido if he drinks so much of it?’
‘I am just like you, only a drop or two. But I am not anxious to feed him, I am more interested to be impaled by him. His service immediately rejuvenates us back to normal.’
‘Yes,’ I agreed with no further argument.