“Well, it shouldn’t be difficult to learn,” she finally said. “You’re a smart guy, just apply yourself and read about it on the internet. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you have my permission to watch porn. It’s considered educational these days.”
Kyle narrowed his eyes. “Really? That’s it? All that build up and you tell me to watch porn?”
“What else were you expecting?”
“I don’t know. You were acting like you had some classified information on how to eat pussy.”
“Kyle! Watch your language!” she fired back. “I know what I enjoy, but it’s too inappropriate for us to discuss the specifics.”
Kyle jokingly scoffed. “Maybe I’ll just go downtown and hire a hooker to teach me, since you won’t.”
Instantly, Jenna’s mom-radar sensed potential danger in Kyle’s level of desperation. Of course, she knew he was joking. But images of Kyle being arrested, or catching an awful disease, sprang to her mind. If it ever came to that, Jenna knew she’d never forgive herself. After all, this was her idea.
She looked him dead in the eyes. “No prostitutes. Not now. Not ever. Do you understand me?”
“That was a joke, in case—“
“It wasn’t funny,” she replied, cutting him off. “Look, you’re going to have to make a choice. Either learn how to effectively give oral to a woman or accept the fact that you’ll chronically be dumped by terrific women.”
“You’re right. It was a horrible joke.”
Jenna calmed down and came back to her senses. Thinking it best if Kyle learned properly from a vetted source, a snap decision was made. She’d be damned if he ever hired a prostitute.
“I’ll be your teacher,” she said. “For educational purposes only. It will be safe, clean, and controlled.”
Kyle was shocked. “Are you sure?”
“Yes. Now we’ll start with something simple. Hmmm… wait here.”
Jenna hurried to the kitchen and came back twenty seconds later with a freshly washed peach, which had been cut on both sides from top to bottom. Once again, she sat down beside her son.
“Are you doing what I think you’re doing?” he asked.
“I’m going to teach you how to perform oral sex on a woman using this peach. If you follow my instructions, Sigu will never dream of leaving you. In fact, she may even ask you to marry her.”
“I’m too young to think about marriage.”
“But you want her to suck your dick, right?”
He blushed. “What do you think?”
“If you want her to continue with that, then you need to learn how to give back in a satisfactory manner. Watch closely. I know it’s weird, but this seems like a good way to demonstrate exactly what you should be doing.”
Jenna held the opened peach to her mouth, then stuck her tongue out and gave it a nice long lick, directly in the middle of the fruit. She repeated the strokes in a seductive manner.
“The top part is the clitoris,” she said.
Her tongue went to work and ran perfectly formed circles around the pretend clitoris on the peach. After several laps, she pursed her lips and drew the ‘clitoris’ into her mouth. While sucking, she moved her head, ever so slightly, from side to side while performing ‘peachilingus’.