“Yeah, sure.”
I started to slide my legs off the bed and could feel the sheet sticking to me. There was no way I could get up in front of him. After a minute he asked, “Well?”
“Oh, well I…I’m not wearing anything.”
Jimmy scrunched his face up, “Come on man, why would you do that?”
“Habit.” I shrugged, “Anyway, you want to turn around for a sec?”
“No problem, I don’t want to wake my mother up laughing.”
“Yeah, okay. More like you don’t want her to come in here and see me naked, I’d end up being your step father.”
“Asshole.” He said, but laughed and started to turn around.
I slipped out of bed and was just reaching down to grab my jeans to toss on before I showered, when he turned back around.
“I knew it!” he exclaimed, pointing at my crotch where there was a large wet stain. “You were jerking off, you pig!”
“I…” oh, what the hell there was no denying it. “Hey, what can I say?”
“Dude that is nasty!” he waved his hand disgustedly at me, “Do that shit at home will you?”
“Oh, like you’ve never done it at my house?” I pulled my underwear down, causing him to turn his back to me. Slipping my jeans carefully over my cock, I zipped them up, “You’ve been sleeping over there once a week since we were in middle school.”
“You’re right, I did.” He turned back and grinned at me, “But I had an excuse, I was thinking about your sister in the next room.”
He laughed and I held back from saying anything. Jimmy had been busting my balls about my older sister Kelly for years. He had a thing for her, but had promised me as my best friend he would never ask her out, but that didn’t stop him from busting my balls. I usually fell for it, but time gave it back to him.
“Maybe I was thinking about your mom.”
“My mom?”
“She is pretty damn hot.” I walked over to his desk and opened his lap top, “Best looking cougar I know.”
“Don’t be a jerk, my mother treats you like you’re my brother.”
“Maybe I’d rather her treat me like a cub; her little boy toy.” I grinned as he frowned and tapped the side of my head as if thinking, “Maybe she lays there and thinks about me.”
“Yeah I bet she does. All those sexy things like the time you threw up when we took you to six flags and, oh.” he snapped his fingers, “The time she caught you peeing in our pool and especially that time she found a pair of her panties in that bed” he pointed to where I had just gotten up. “Pretty sure she knew I didn’t take them.”
I felt myself turning red, “I was fourteen and they were mixed in the sheets! I…I just was looking at them.”
“Got eyes in your nose?” he asked.
We stood there staring at each other then after a moment we both burst out laughing.
“Okay,” I waved my hand at him, “You got me, those were the only panties I’d seen that weren’t my mother’s or sisters.”
“Could have at least brought a pair of your sister’s over as a trade.”
“Whatever, anyway I wasn’t thinking about your mom.” I grinned, “Got something hot going on tonight and, well you know, sometimes it gets to be too much”
“Wow, score!” he reached out and slapped my arm. “Anyone I know?”
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