Maa ne mujhe dekhkar smile kiya aur boli, “Bhookh nhi lagi h kya? Chalo nashta kar lo”.. Ab main unko kya batata, ki mera nashta to ho gya.. Bahut heavy nashta ho gya.. Fir maine apni maa se poocha ki, “Maa ye kaun log aaye hain hamare pados mein”? To fir maa ne bataya ki, Wo Mehta family thi. Mr. Alok Mehta ek bank branch manager the. Kuch 4 mahine pahle hi unka transfer hua tha Kanpur. Ab tak to wo Kanpur mein akele rah rahe the kyunki wo apni family ko laane se pahle sabkuch settle kar lena chahte the. To finally jab unki sari arrangements poori ho gyi to wo apni family ko le aaye, aur hamare ghar k bagal wale makan mein shift ho gye. Maine bhi socha, “Bhai waah U.P. mein sarkari naukri gadhe ko bhi ghodi dila sakti hai”.. Magar abhi tak mujhe ush sawal ka jawab to mila hi nhi tha jismein mujhe sabse jyada ruchi thi! To fir maine maa se pooch hi liya ki, “aur maa wo ladki kaun hai”? Ye sunte hi maa muskurai aur mujhe chimti kaat-te hue boli, “Haan? Kyun jaana hai tujhe uske baare mein?”.. Main apni maa se in matters mein frank tha.. Unko meri sari girl crushes k bare mein pata tha. Main unko sab bata deta tha.. To maine bhi kaha, “Maa samjha karo yaar.. Apki bhi to love marriage hi hui thi papa se”..
To maa bhi hans padi, aur boli, “Roohi naam h uska. Class 9th mein hai abhi. Mujhe pata tha tu jarur enquiry karega.. ha ha ha..” To maine bhi kaha, “O Achha..!! aapko kaise pata?” To maa boli, “Maa hoon teri.. Teri rag – rag se waqif hoon ki tujhe kya chahiye?.. ha ha ha..” Maine maa k peechhe jakar maa ko jor se hug kar liya aur unki gaal par ek jordaar chumma le liya, aur bola, “O Thank you maa… You are the best mom in this universe…” Aur chumma lene k bahane main poora chipak gya maa k peeche se.. Tabhi maa ne aur ek teer mara, “Neelima Mehta”. Maine confused look dete hue poocha, “Neelima Mehta? Ye kaun hai?”.. To maa ne apni konhni mere pet mein maarte hue mujhse kaha.. “Wohi, jishe tu chhat par khade khade taad raha tha jab main neeche usse baat kar rahi thi.. Badmaash kahika..” banawati gussa dikhate hue boli.. Main hans pada, “Ha ha ha.. She’s hot mom..
Dekhne mein kya burai hai? Khoobsurati niharne k liye hoti hai.. Or what? Ha Ha Ha..” Maa boli, “Chal hatt badmaash.. Uski umar ka to lihaaj kar..” Main bola, “Maa age is just a number.. Beauty lies in the eyes of the observer..” Maa boli, “Chal.. chal.. jyada gyan mat de.. aur chup-chap nashta kar le”.. Main hans pada aur bola, “Just chill mom.. You have nothing to be jealous of Neelu, aap usse kahi jyada khoobsurat ho..” Maa chidhate hue boli, “Oho ab maa ko malai laga raha hai… aur usko seedha Neelu.. Sahi progress hai bete..” Maine fir se maa ko apni baahon mein bheench liya aur bola “Ohh my gorgeous mother.. tum kaho to tumko bhi pyaar se Dipu bulaun?” aur ish bar ek naughty kiss diya maa honthon se bas thodi hi door par thik dimple k paas… Maa boli tujhe aur ek baat bataun? Ab aur kya baki h maa? Maa ne kaha, “Mehta ki aur ek badi beti bhi hai.. ‘Ananya’.. Wo abhi Delhi m h, college kr rahi hai..”