Nirmal : Sarcasm??
Vimala : I don’t think so…
Nirmal : What is it??
Vimala : Did you also think I was going to ask you whether they looked good on me??
Nirmal : What looked good on you??
Vimala : What I was going to try!!
Nirmal : Yeah… That is why you wanted me to come along… To tell you how the Kurtis looked on you… Right?!
Vimala : The Panties, too?!
Nirmal : What The Hell!!
Vimala : You Did!! Didn’t You?!
Nirmal : No!!
Vimala : You Did!! Your Mind Did Wander There!! Say Yes!! Agree To It!!
Nirmal : No… I won’t…
Vimala : Why??
Nirmal : Stop It, Mom.
Vimala : You want me to stop it??
Nirmal : Yes… Please!! I am begging you!! You are causing me a lot of pain!!
Vimala : Fine… I will stop this… I don’t want to give you more reasons to be upset… I see you breathing heavily… And… I will make this easy… Just tell me what Color will look good on me, and we are done!!
Nirmal : Excuse Me… What?!
Vimala : Which among the Three in this Set of Panties would look better over my curves??
Nirmal : Mom… How Dare You!!
Vimala : Stop pretending to be the Naive Boy you clearly not are… You have already imagined me stripping down to these!!
Nirmal : No!!
Vimala : Liar!!
Nirmal : You are lying!!
Vimala : What is poking out of you?? I am meters away, yet I can see it so clearly!!
Nirmal : I have had enough…
Vimala : Answer Me!!
Nirmal : Get Lost!!
Vimala : So… You Won’t??
Nirmal : No.
Vimala : You Really Won’t?!
Nirmal : No!!
Vimala : I know what is fighting to get out of your Pants!! Tell me what Color you want to see me in, if you do not want me to make this really bad!!
Nirmal : I Am Leaving!!
Vimala : Okay… If that is how you want it to be… Then… Let me just ask the Boys still standing there, and who according to you have been getting hard ogling at me, what they think about the selection… Well… It’s not going to be difficult… Those Boys are Still Looking at me… I just need to gift them the opportunity… And… I really hope that they say they can give me the right opinion only if I put on a show for them!!
Nirmal : Hello Mom…
Vimala : Argghhh!! Haven’t You had enough!!
Nirmal : Please!!
Vimala : Don’t even think about Texting me… Not Again… I am Warning You, Nirmal!!
Nirmal : This Is Urgent!!
Vimala : The Strap of My Bra is Not Visible… No Boys are Looking at me…
Nirmal : Mom… It is not that…
Vimala : We are sitting in the Most Isolated Table anybody can find in this Food Court… And… There is Nothing here that I need to be worried about, and you need to tell me about… At-least, Nothing here is to be told through Texts!! And, Also… Whatever it might be, Nobody is going to hear us anyway!! So, Just Speak!!
Nirmal : Please Understand, Mom…
Vimala : I Cannot Understand!! I Just Cannot!! Why can’t you keep your Phone away for once, and Talk To Me Directly!! Why is it so difficult?!
Nirmal : It is better if I say this through Texts!!
Vimala : Arggghhhhhhhhhh!!
Nirmal : Mom…
Vimala : What Is It!!
Nirmal : Have You Started Eating??
Vimala : What do you mean by that?? You have turned Blind?! Can’t You see that I am Eating?!