(Phir maine bhikhari se puncha saale tujhe HIV AIDS to nahi hai to ussne bola yeh kya hota hai phir maine realise kiya galat aadmi se galat cheez punch li. Mere ek acche dost ki pathalogy hai jo mere ghar se 1km door hai main ussko wahan le gaya aur apne dost se bola isska HIV test kar do aur report mujhe aaj hi chahiye to isspe mere dost ne puncha itti jaldi kya hai bhai aur tu kyun isska test kara raha tujhe kabse charity ka shauk ho gaya (maine mann mein socha issko bata deta hoon ki apni chachi ki iss bhikhari se chudai karwane le ja raha hoon vo bhi bina kissi condom k) lekin main usse sacchai nahi bata sakta tha to ek charity ki kahani usse bata di aur vo convince bhi ho gaya).
(Phir maine bhikhari ka test karaya jisski report dost ne boli dedh ghante mein milegi maine kaha ok. Yeh sab dekh k mere dost Chirag ne puncha abey tu chachi ko sahi mein bina condom k isse chudwayega maine kaha haan agar AIDS nahi hai to yeh bhi bina condom k chode dekhte hai kisske bacche ki maa banti hai vo mere tere ya iss gande bhikhari k isspe chirag ne bola tu saala bada harami hai aakhir kaar tune usse randi diya aur hum dono hasne lage).
(Phir maine uss bhikhari ko ek jagah wait karne ko bola aur main aur Chirag daaru lene chale gaye aur kuch derr baad daru leke aaye aur bhikhari ko plan samjhaya ki kaise usse kya karna hai usski aankhon mein hi hawas dikh raha thi. Plan yeh tha ki main aur mera dost abhi ghar k andar jayenge aur tu aadhe ghante baad mere ghar ki ghanti bajana aur khana mangna aur thodi derr mein baarish ka bhi mahole bann raha hai to tu kahin ghar k kone mein jagah maang lena aur main tujhe apne ghar mein rok lunga aur jab main aur mera dost usski chudai karenge to tu kamre mein aa jana aur dhamki dena sabko bata dene ki to main tujhse chudwa dunga usse to isspe ussne bola tu apni chachi ko chodta hai aur apne dost se bhi chudwata hai to maine isspe bola tujhko koi dikkat hai agar hai to bol tera plan abhi cancel karta hoon yeh sunn kar vo mere saame haath jodne laga aur maafi mangne laga. Waise Yeh plan sunn k bhikhari khush ho gaya aur sochne laga jisski gaand dekh k hilata tha aaj usski gaand aur chut marne ka mauka milne wala tha ussne mera shukriya kiya).
(Phir dedh ghante baad main apne dost ki pathalogy gaya aur usse report li jisspe likha tha negative isspe mere dost chirag ne bola chal teri chachi k bacche k liye ek baap aur taiyar ho gaya hum dono iss baat pe hasne lage uss samay 9 baj gaye the aur hum ghar k liye nikal gaye chachi ne darwaza khola ussne ek transparent nighty pehan rakhi thi jissme usski aadhi chuchiyan dikh rahin thi aur gaand to gajab ki lag rahi thi uss samay vo ek dum raand lag rahi thi hum dono ne apne aap ko control kiya).
(Maine chachi se puncha daaru piyogi ussne bola kabhi try nahi kiya to hum dono ne bola aaj try kar k dekho kitna maja aata hai to vo hum log k saath pine k liye ready ho gayi. Maine teen peg banaye aur cheers kar k hum log pine lage ek peg khatum hua chachi ko thoda thoda suroor hone laga phir doosra peg bana jab doosra peg khatum hua to chachi ko thoda bohot nasha ho gaya tha lekin main aur chirag normal the do peg hum logo k liye kuch nahi tha phir teesra peg bana jissko chachi ne dheere dheere pina chalu kiya).