“Yeah,” I said. “It’s a mess, so a little slow going. Kaia’s helping, though.”
He seemed to consider that a bit longer than I liked. Did he suspect we were up to no good? If only he knew…
“Okay,” he said. “Well, I’ll leave you to it. I’m heading out to bring in some more firewood.”
“Have fun,” I said as he nodded to both of us and retreated back down to the breezeway.
Once the door opened and closed, Kaia and I both burst out laughing. “Fuck, that was close,” she said. “Think he suspected anything?”
“I hope not,” I said. “God, that would have been a disaster.”
“Maybe,” she said, giving a little shrug. “Maybe not.”
I raised my eyebrows and she laughed at my reaction. “Don’t worry,” she said. “I’m not going there.”
“Thank goodness.”
“Well, I doubt he suspected anything,” she said. “Didn’t hurt that your boner shrank faster than a popped balloon.”
God, this girl was blunt. And she’d been watching the bulge in my pants?
“Not that he’d have noticed,” I said. “Not when you’re flashing your high beams like that.”
Kaia looked surprised, then gave me an approving nod. She looked down and ran her fingers over her protruding nipples. “Think he looked?”
“Hard not to.”
“Well, maybe he just assumed I was cold,” she said. “Considering it’s fucking freezing in here.”
“Gotta work harder, then.”
Kaia waved me off. “You can work harder. I’m going to go warm up elsewhere.”
I put on a mock pout, though I was a little disappointed. “What? Bored with your left nut already?”
She gave me another of those devious grins. “No, but I suspect you’d get uncomfortable staying so…up…if I kept playing with it.”
I wanted to suggest she could cure that by giving me some relief. Whether it was lack of confidence or just interpreting that she wasn’t intending this game to go that far, I held back the comment.
“If you say so,” I said, leaving it hanging. “But I want another look.”
Kaia didn’t hesitate, lifting her sweater once again to give me a nice, long view. “Perv. Just can’t get enough, huh?”
“Never.”
She lowered her sweater, smoothing it down in such a way that made her breasts move tantalizingly under the fabric. “Well, I’m sure you’ll find ways to get more looks.”
I grinned. “Like now?”
Kaia rolled her eyes. “Later. I’m out.”
“Fine. Boor.”
She started for the stairs, then hesitated and turned back to me. “One thing.”
“Yeah?”
“No jerking off.”
I felt myself blush a bit at that. “Uh. Not saying I was going to, but why not?”
Her eyes sparkled. “Because I own that left nut, which means half your spermies are mine. And I’ll be damned if I allow any of my little swimmers to be sacrificed to a tissue or down the shower drain or wherever you feel like sending them.”
Holy balls. Did that mean she had something else in mind for my cum? My cock was already starting to swell at the prospect. After all this, I was going to be sorely tempted to find some relief, and now I couldn’t.
“You’re evil, you know,” I said.
“Close.” She ran her finger under her breasts, highlighting the word “Naughty.”
“Like I was saying…”
Kaia turned, snagged a plastic bag out of one of the open boxes, and left with a wiggle in her butt, knowing I’d be watching. Evil and naughty. And what had been in the bag? I glanced in the box and just saw more Christmas decorations.