The real kicker was that a few months ago, when she brought it up, he suggested they go and get tested at a family planning clinic – as if that were the only reason she wasn’t pregnant. So, they went. Not only were they both perfectly healthy, but Phil’s swimmers could have qualified for the Olympics.
There was no doubt in her mind, Phil was avoiding impregnating her.
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Sally was getting desperate. Maybe she wasn’t thinking straight, but a couple weeks back she was talking with her brother, Greg. She mentioned that she was getting frustrated with not getting pregnant, and that Phil seemed indifferent – Sally was unwilling to admit to anyone that Phil was straight up avoiding knocking her up. Really, Sally should have known better. Though Greg was always the best brother she could hope for, he was also rather lewd when it came to anything that even tangentially related to sex.
“How long have you been trying?” Greg asked, his restraint from bringing up how to insert a penis into a vagina actually surprised Sally.
“Over three years now,” Sally admitted.
“Yikes! I mean, I guess that makes sense, but still, that’s a long time with no results. I don’t mean to be mean, but, you sure you’re able?”
“Yeah, I went and got checked, everything to going as it should. I just can’t get Phil to watch the clock with me about when to… ‘be intimate’.” This was as close as she could bring herself to saying that he was actively avoiding knocking her up.
“Well, you could always try the fertile hole.” Greg quipped.
“The what?”
“Never mind, just a stupid rumor.” Greg was blushing, something he never did.
“OK, now you have to tell me what deviance is this?” Sally teased.
Greg dodged a bit, “it’s just a rumor, more likely just some guys fantasy story that got passed around like an urban myth.”
“Sure, fantasy story became urban myth, but what is it?”
Greg caved, “fine. Do you know what a gloryhole is?”
Sally scrunched her brow in confusion, “no…”
“Well, it’s basically a hole in a wall that a guy sticks his dick through. If there’s someone on the other side, that person pleasures his dick, what whatever means of their choosing.”
“So, you stick your dick through a hole and hope a stranger gets you off?”
“Basically.”
“But you have no idea if she’s good looking, or even if it’s a she! You could end up having butt sex with some old fat guy.”
“Yup.”
“And why would anyone want to be on the other side? I mean other than the desperate old gay guy.”
“I think some people like the anonymity of it, and the control. The guy with his dick in a hole doesn’t have much control. Think of it like a blindfold with some light bondage. It gets some people off.”
“You sound like you’ve done this.” Sally regretted the comment as soon as she said it, as it invited more information about her brother’s sex life than she was comfortable with.
“Um, well, maybe under very controlled circumstances.”
“Yeah, sorry, I don’t want to know.” Sally tried to get back on track. “So, now I know what a gloryhole is.” She didn’t want to admit it herself, she actually found the idea of giving an anonymous blowjob kind of sexy.