Izzie looked around admiring the Christmas decorations and noticed some new art on the walls. She got up to inspect them more closely. “New paintings Mom?”
“Oh, those are old. We’ve had them in the closet for years. I just decided it was time to put them up again now that you kids are adults.”
Izzie got closer and saw they were all nudes. Some paintings and some black and white photographs. Lakshmi joined her and gasped. “Mrs. Robinson, is that you?”
Izzie whispered “I told you they were weird.”
“Yes, dear, that’s me. I used to pose for art classes when we were young and penniless.”
“Oh my God, Mrs. Robinson, you’re beautiful!”
“Now dear, call me Mom, please.” Marion pointed to a couple of the paintings. One of a pair of naked lovers embracing on a bench. “That is Izzie’s dad.” Lakshmi’s mouth dropped open. “And that” she pointed to another, more impressionist piece, all passionate brush strokes and bold, hot colours “is Izzie’s dad with me and his artist friend Angelica. It’s a fine tribute to our first threesome. Angelica painted these. ”
Izzie and Lakshmi both gasped, staring at the artistic presentation of her dad like a wild beast, mounting a heavy breasted woman laying on her back, legs spread wide while another woman kissed her. Marion turned to indicate the photographs, all black and white. They were clearly of Marion mostly naked as she posed on a couch and suggestively touched herself. “These were taken by your dad’s friend John. You remember him, don’t you?”
“Oh yeah. Uncle John. He takes us out for lunch when he’s in town.”
Marion smiled. “Oh good. Your dad keeps the more explicit photos John took in a drawer.”
“More explicit?”
“Well, I got pretty excited and put on a bit of a show for your Uncle John that day.”
Jack spoke form the couch. “Your mom does like posing naked and being watched. Actually, we sold some of those pictures to a German porn magazine for some quick cash back in the day.”
Marion laughed at the memory.
“God, Mom, you did porn?”
They didn’t notice Hal blush as he remembered the videos he had found of his mom uploaded onto a sharing sight.
“I guess technically I did. Now, if I’d wanted to do bondage porn, I could’ve made more money honestly. But I’m choosey about who I have sex with.”
“Your mom does look pretty hot in her leather corset and boots!”
“Dad! Oversharing!”
“What? It’s the truth. Although maybe it’s the whiskey talking, too.”
Later that night in bed, Lakshmi held Izzie against her naked breasts and gently caressed her back, easing the tension out it. “See? That went fine. I think your parents like me.”
“I told you they were weird.”
“I think it’s cool how relaxed and open your mom is. Is it weird if I say your mom is pretty hot?”
“Yeah, it’s weird. But it’s true though. Mom is pretty hot.”
“Looking at those pictures of her really turned me on.”
“Yeah, me too.”
Izzie slid down Lakshmi’s stomach, kissing at the soft fuzz of her bush before going lower. “Maybe we should do something about that?”
Lakshmi leaned back on the pillow. She grabbed one of Izzie’s stuffed unicorns to bite it before she cried out in ecstasy and woke the house.