I watched her walk toward me and I was mesmerized. Her tits were bouncing wildly and she had such a beautiful smile on her face, highlighted by her full, red lips. It was a thrill for me just to talk to this woman and my blood pressure rose as she got closer.
We gave each other one of those friendly greeting hugs and started talking, primarily about kids and work. The conversation was great but I could never get it turned in the direction I wanted it to go. It turned out that I didn’t have to because Jane suddenly turned the conversation into a weird direction. Out of the blue, she said, “Dennis and I have been trying to have a baby for about a year now. We’ve both been to doctors and they can’t figure out why I can’t get pregnant.” Christine was actually Jane’s child by a previous marriage and she and Dennis had no kids together.
I was kind of taken aback at her telling me something so personal. “They don’t know what the problem is?” I asked. “No, I told Dennis that it had to be him because I’ve had a child before.”
I couldn’t resist this opening and I gathered all the courage within me. With a shit-eating grin on my face, I said, “Well Jane, if you need a substitute for Dennis, I’m available. I would be glad to give it a shot. I’ve had three kids myself.”
I fully expected a slap to the face or for her to just walk away. But her reply surprised and excited me. “Now Joseph,” she said. “You better watch what you say. What’s the matter, are you needing some? Is Melissa not giving you enough at home?” She laughed out loud. This was a real woman who had no trouble with earthy talk.
I waited for her to quit laughing but I didn’t back down.
“Jane, I never get enough,” I said. “Sex is just too good. You know that.”
Now you’re right about that,” she said. “I won’t argue with you there.”
I continued to press the conversation into the direction I wanted it to go. “Jane, I’ve always felt like you would be unbelievable in bed,” I said. “Am I right?”
She paused for several seconds and then pulled me down to whisper in my ear. “I’m the best,” she said.
My heart was racing. “Damn Jane, you don’t mind bragging do you?” I said. “But you know talk is cheap. Anybody can brag if they don’t have to prove it. Do you think I will ever find out for myself if you’re telling the truth?”
Jane laughed. “Well, she said. “I learned a long time ago to never say never. So I’ll just say maybe. But right now you’ll just have to take my word for it.”
“That’s encouraging,” I said. “Let me ask you something. Have you ever fucked around on Dennis?”
“Damn, you’re getting pretty personal Joseph,” she said. But I could tell she wasn’t offended. She was enjoying the banter. “No I haven’t. But I’ll ask you the same question. Do you fuck around on Melissa?”
“No,” I said. “But I’m like you. I would never say never. There’s no way I could ever turn you down. You’re the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. And my instincts tell me that what you say is true. I bet you are hellacious in bed.”
I walked up to her and touched her left arm. “Be honest with me, what do you think of me? You must have formed some opinion of me. We’ve become pretty good friends. Do you find me attractive at all?”