“Oh come on you two, quit looking so scared, “she admonished us, “You kids can’t possible believe I haven’t known that the two of you were doing this, do you?”
Actually, we DID believe it! Steve started to protest but his mom cut him right off.
“Oh for heaven’s sake Steve, park it. Everyone knew you were jerking off at the camp this summer peeking at the girls. Then at the fair your penis was about to burst from your pants anytime you were even close to her. When I started smelling her pussy on your hands after you came home from a date I knew you were screwing her – you really should wash up afterwards dear and Kelly my dear, you really should’ve warned him how sensitive a woman’s sense of smell is when it came to another girl’s pussy scent.”
Oddly I smiled and nodded as I had to admit she was right about one thing. There WAS something about the odor of a woman’s pussy that was unmistakable to another woman. At home if either my mom or I masturbated and didn’t wash up good afterwards, invariably the other would notice and make a comment about it, sometimes teasing the other good-naturedly. Steve hands had been on my hips and I could feel him starting to relax his death grip on me as his mom went on. Dear god, was she going to make this into some sort of speech?
“What I get the biggest kick out of is how unbelievably horny the two of you are,” she continued, “My god, you kids do it more than rabbits! Do you have even the slightest idea of what a pain it’s been for me to have leave the house so you can have your fun? Even then, you couldn’t resist doing it right under my bedroom during Sharon’s slumber party.”
She looked at me with that self-satisfied, smug look of someone who knew a lot more than people thought she did. “Well, after THAT I knew it was time to do something about it.”
Oh-oh, now we were finally going to get it. I had the sense a storm had been gathering while she spoke and now it was time for the lightning to strike us down. For the first time I actually felt a little scared but just when I thought it was all over for us, she laughed to let us know she was just teasing us again. Not TOO scared though to feel Steve instinctively hump into me a little. Wow, talk about weird!
“Actually, what I REALLY figured was that it was time to make this easier for all of us,” she went on. Then to my surprise she continued on with, “Well, just don’t act like a statue Steve, get back to it boy. Why do I always have to tell you to finish what you started? Somehow I don’t think Kelly’s the type of girl who likes her guy to quit half-way. Looks like you found yourself a REAL slut this time, didn’t you?”
Despite her odd comment about me I turned back to look at Steve who now had a look of total confusion. I was actually feeling the same – like what the heck was she talking about? His mom rolled her eyes and motioned at us with her hands.
“Don’t just stare at me like two idiots. I’ve been watching and hell, look at you – you’re STILL so damn horny you haven’t even split apart. Damn if you’re still humping her so c’mon Steve, show me how you like to do the little slut. I would’ve thought she was a little young for you though. Doesn’t have much on top, does she.”