She put her knees up and spread her legs wide. “C’mere.” she said, silkily.
I did a quick c’mere, landing with my face pressed into her open gash. “Not so fast, Cowboy. I promised you a show and tell first. Now sit there like a good boy.” she admonished.
She drew her knees up till her thighs were pressed on her boobs, locking her elbows through her knees to brace them. She reached down with both hands and spread her pussy, pulling her outer pussy lips far to the sides.
“This is my pussy.” She instructed, “And you see that little bud like looking thing at the top of mu pussy? That’s called my cliterrrrrusssss.” she couldn’t say it properly with her words so slurred. “That is my clit. You can touch it if you want. Just lick your finger first, so you don’t chafe me there. It’s really sensitive. It’s like the bundle of nerves in your foreskin that really gets you off. You see the little hood halfway covering the bud? Pull it back if you can, and lick the head with the tip of your tongue. It’s a delicious feeling to a woman. You can keep licking while you put a finger in my pussy hole. You see it? It’s the big hole under my little pee hole, see?” she said, putting the tip of an index into it.
I pushed my finger all the way into the indicated passage.
“Oh yeah. Now lick my clit, Use the flat of your tongue and really lick it. Then go back to butterfly kisses with the tip. Alternate, see? And keep pumping your finger in my pussy. In fact, add another one. And, I think if you add a third, your fingers will approximate the width of your dick. Teach my pussy how much meat it’s going to get to eat.”
“This is way better than Playboy.” I said, sincerely.
She giggled. “Why thank you. I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“I need to show you my asshole too. It needs to be treated properly, so I will teach you.” She said, rolling her hips forward and raising her ass higher by supporting her lower back with her hands. Her feet were beside her ears.
“Can you see my pucker hole yet?” she asked.
“I can if I pull your ass cheeks apart.” I said.
“Duhhh, she said. I can’t do all the work.”
So, of course, I spread her ass cheeks so I could get a close inspection.
“So you see the ring there, and the little hole in the middle that the poop comes through? – don’t worry, no poop. I took a shit and shower before you got here today.” she said vulgarly. I nodded.
“The ring is called my sphincter, and it’s sensitive like my clit is sensitive, only the feelings are different. So go real slow. It also doesn’t like to be chafed, so wet you finger real good in my pussy, before putting it in my ass. Pump your finger in and out a few times.”
I did as instructed, and quickly had my finger lubed and directed at her pucker hole. I pushed the tip in. I could feel the resistance from her hole, so I backed off, then pushed again. It went in a little further this time.
“Go slow.” she said. “Just keep up a slow, steady pressure now, till your finger is bottomed out… OK, it’s in all the way. Now, pull back out slowly. Wait for any resistance to go away, then you can speed up. But also, add another finger. Go back to my pussy and lubricate two fingers, Then you can push them in. I do this all the time before I’ll use my dildo there. That’s why I know this works. But it sure feels better having you do it, than me doing it to myself.”