“Your mother is so fucking hot.”
I looked over at my girlfriend in disbelief.
“Fiona! One day she could be your mother-in-law, you shouldn’t say things like that – especially in front of me.”
“I’m just saying. What a cute ass.”
Fiona grinned. She likes to act reserved and quiet in public, but in private she becomes an insatiable beast.
“Well try not to.”
“Wouldn’t you like to watch me with another woman?”
I had to admit, when I found out Fiona had experimented in college, I was turned on. The idea of Fiona’s sweet little face between another woman’s legs was a real jerk fantasy for me, the night she told me we had sex three times.
“You’re thinking about it, right?”
I blushed, “You’re such a slut Fiona.”
“I bet I could seduce her.”
“Impossible, my mother is a saint. She hasn’t even been with another man since my father left.”
“Heh. All that time without sex, I bet she has a pile of vibrators!”
“Please don’t talk like that.”
“C’mon, she’s a human being, we all need to get off from time to time. I’d have her begging in no time.”
Despite the subject of her desires I could feel my cock stirring.
“You really think you could seduce her?”
Fiona looked me dead in the eye.
“I’m one-hundred percent sure. You feel like making a bet?”
My empty wallet called out from my back pocket.
“Not that you would win or anything, but can I trust you not to go all the way?
“I’ll make sure youre happy, I promise. One-hundred dollars.”
“Deal. Right now? When she comes back with the drinks?”
Fiona smiled, “Yes.”
“Should I hide or something?”
“No, you can watch. I’ve seduced a few women before, I’m pretty good.”
“I guess the money is as good as mine. Good luck, I guess.”
We sat and waited in silence. Eventually my mother entered the room carrying a tray of cool drinks. I took mine and sipped at it. When Fiona reached for hers she subtly brushed against my mothers arm.
The two of us were seated on the couch, my mother put the tray down on the coffee table and sat opposite.
“So,” said my mother, “Do I hear wedding bells?”
I nearly choked on my drink.
“We’re in no hurry Eve,” answered Fiona, “I want to make sure your son is everything I need.”
“You’ve been together for over two and a half years, what don’t you know yet?”
“To be perfectly blunt, I don’t know if he can satisfy me. Sexually.”
I watched my mother’s face, I was sure this would cut the conversation short. She simply blushed and nursed her drink.
“We haven’t spent much time together in the bedroom,” Fiona lied, “I don’t know if a man could ever truly please me.”
“Are you a virgin?” my mother asked, looking back and forth between us.
I kept a carefully neutral expression.
“No,” said Fiona, “I’ve been around. The only way I’ve ever climaxed is from oral attention though.”
Fiona smiled again, I couldn’t believe my mother hadn’t left the room in embarrassment yet.
“I’m sure my son could u-use his… mouth on you,” my mother stuttered.
Fiona faked embarrassment, “It’s just that… the only one who can truly understand a woman is another woman. Women are so patient and gentle.”