I typed back:
Cum home soon.
I then texted back, explaining my spelling of cum, which I had done on purpose:
Sorry, stupid auto correct!
He texted back:
LOL!
I put on thigh high stockings, a thong to keep the plug in my ass and the egg, set on low speed, in my cunt, and a sheer black teddy, and headed downstairs. I noticed that there were only two candy canes left.
I couldn’t help it, I texted him back, likely giving away everything before he even got home:
Did you enjoy the new flavoured candy canes?
He texted back:
They were very addicting.
I smiled. He knew. I didn’t respond though. I went and put the remote for the egg on the ledge where he would walk in with a big note:
Present 1!
Go to the kitchen.
I went to the kitchen, pulled out a bunch of sex coupons I made and put them into one of my thigh high stockings and hung it up on the table so he couldn’t miss it.
The coupons included:
1 coupon for a rough face fucking of your mother
1 coupon for a marathon fucking of your mom
1 coupon for a tight ass to fuck
1 coupon to coat your Mommy’s face with cum
1 coupon to deposit a load in your Mom’s warm mouth
1 coupon to use a pair of handcuffs
1 coupon for a nylon-clad foot job
1 coupon for a pegging from your mother’s strap-on (if you are into that short of thing… your Daddy was)
1 coupon to have your Mother and the bitch Mrs. Young in a 69