“Happy, huh?” I said. “Not exactly the word I’d use. So Melissa, what does this mean?”
“Huh?”
“I mean, you’re okay with me sleeping with other women now? I can hit the bars and sleep with anyone I want?”
Melissa wrinkled her nose. “No! Of course not.”
“Then what, Melissa?”
She considered. “Well, Susan’s my best friend. You’re my boyfriend. It was something just between us.”
“So if I slept with anyone else…”
“I’d cut off your nuts and leave you forever.”
“Melissa!”
“It’s true. I’m not sharing you. You’re the only good guy I’ve ever found. But Susan… well, she’s not anyone. We’ve always told each other everything, shared everything.” She paused. “Last night we all just went too far. But it’s not like it’s ever going to happen again. She just really needed some, uh, attention last night.”
“I think I get it,” I said. “But look, I’ve got this good friend Ralph who’s always wanted to screw you…”
Melissa gasped, “That’s awful! I’m not sleeping with any of your friends.”
“Good. Just so we’re clear. You were okay ‘sharing’ me with your best friend, but I’m not okay sharing you at all, okay? You are mine.”
“Okay,” said Melissa, and kissed me. “I don’t want anyone else. Besides, it was just one night. Oh! I have to call her!”
Melissa found her phone. “She’s offline and not answering.” She said looked at the time. “Oh! We slept in. I’ll be late for yoga. I’ll talk to Susan there.”
“You told me Susan was in your yoga class.”
“Yeah, but it took a lot of persuading. Look, why don’t you go home and get a change of clothes? Can you come back later for dinner?”
I hugged her. “Of course. It’s Saturday. Where else would I be but with you?”
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I walked the few blocks to my apartment building, thinking about Susan. Months ago when I first the tall free spirited blonde I wanted her immediately, then just as immediately dismissed it. I thought no girl like her could never be interested in an ordinary guy like me. Plus, she was so outspoken and wild… I would bore her to death.
How wrong I was. Last night when Susan admitted she would have given me a chance, I could hardly believe it. And when I started seeing Melissa, Susan had started to develop a thing for me as Melissa told her her everything about me and everything we did. Images from last night filled my head: Susan getting naked with us, showering with us, watching me with Melissa, letting me eat her and then fuck her… it was all I could think about.
When I entered the lobby of my apartment building, Susan was there, waiting.
“Uh, Hi,” I said lamely. “What are you doing here? How did you know where I live?”
“Melissa pointed out your building to me once. And your name’s right on the directory. Can we talk a little?”
We rode up in the elevator in silence. Susan avoided my eyes.
As I let her into my apartment, I said “I’d apologize for the mess, but it’s always like this.”
Susan looked around. “Guys are all alike. You all need a maid. Or a mother.”
“Susan, have you talked to Melissa yet? She’s worried about you. She was going to meet you at yoga.”