“Yeah.”
She sighed. “It tastes so gross. I don’t know if I can do it again, Daddy.”
“Hmm,” I mumbled. “Remember what I told you the other day, about that survival technique?”
“What was it?”
“The one where, uh, the guy puts a tube up his ass and ingests water in his rectum rather than drink it?”
“Oh,” she said. “Wait, I don’t get it. How would we do that? We don’t have any tube—oh my god, Daddy.”
“I’m just thinking out loud, babygirl,” he said.
“You’re thinking of fucking me in the ass is what you’re doing,” she said.
“Okay, don’t be so crass. I’m not going to fuck you in the ass. I was going to suggest simply sliding my cock into your asshole and peeing so you can absorb the water.”
“God, Daddy,” she said, covering her face. “I’m trying to save my virginity for Keith, you know?”
“You’d still be a virgin after that.”
“Well, technically, but if I was a gay guy, it would be considered sex, right? So if I’m a girl, it’s like sex, right?”
“I, I mean, I guess technically, but only anal sex. Girls have two virginities.”
“You’re okay with having anal sex with your daughter?” she asked.
“I’m not having sex. I’m inserting something into your ass.”
“Yeah, your cock.”
“All right, forget it. I’m just trying to keep you alive.”
“I’m sorry, Daddy,” she said. “I know it’s not sexual, but it sorta is. I mean, even when I had your cock in my mouth, I was sucking it.”
“I know, baby.”
She was nibbling on her lip, staring at the ceiling. She sat up, pulling her knees to her chest, blocking my view of all her sexy bits, all except her back, which I could see straight down, the bumps of her spine, and her ass crack. In truth, I had considered this all through the night, the possibility of fucking her in the ass. It was shameful to think such things. I was almost glad she had refused. Almost.
“Daddy,” she said, “does it hurt to have a cock in your ass?”
“Well, I wouldn’t know, but I assume a little,” I said, sitting up, not bothering to hide my cock.
“But some girls like it, right? And gay guys must like it.”
“That’s true,” I said. “You might like it.”
She swallowed. “Well, it’s almost more wrong if I like it.”
“Well, look, I can’t put my cock in your ass unless my cock is hard, so in a way, I have to like it, because if I’m not hard, I can’t get in.”
“Oh.”
“Not that I’m saying it’ll be hard to not like it,” I added.
She took a deep breath. “I really have to pee too.”
“Can I drink it?”
She looked at me and then she nodded a little. “Yes, if you want. Will you do like you did yesterday, make me cum again?”
“Do you want me to?”
“Daddy, don’t make me say it.”
“Yes, I will make you cum. It’s more fluid for me.”
She gulped. “Okay, but will you do it after you fuck me in the ass?”
My eyes opened wider. “You want me to?”
“Yes, just long enough to pee in my butt, then you gotta take it out.”
“Of course, baby.”
She sighed. “Okay. And then after, if you make me cum, it will take my mind off how much it’s gonna hurt, because I can tell from the size of your cock, it is gonna be bad.”
“I’ll go slowly.”
“Okay. So, how do we get started?”