“You need a spanking.”
“I do not need a spanking.”
“Do you really think that arguing is going to help your case?”
“Might do.”
“Or?”
“Or it may mean you spank me harder, and longer.”
“And which of those two options do you think will happen?”
“Can’t we just have sex instead? You could always do me in the arse.”
“You don’t think that’s going to happen anyway?”
“Worth a try, I suppose.”
“You’re just procr-ass-tinating; I’m going to fetch the hairbrush.”
“Oh, there’s really no need, your hair looks wonderful my love.”
“It’s time the smart-arse got a smarting arse.”
“The spanking I can take, but do I have to put up with the terrible puns?”
“Come here and drop your jeans.”
“Can’t I keep them on, it’s very cold.”
“You won’t be worried about that in a minute.”
“But, you’re using the brush, surely I can keep them on?”
“If you don’t take them down, I’ll fetch the cane.”
“Okay, okay, no need for that.”
“Better; in fact you can give me that belt you’re wearing too.”
“Aw, not fair.”
“Right, over my knee you go.”
“This carpet needs a clean.”
“Does it need a brush?”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…”
“Stop making such a fuss, we’ve only just started.”
“You could’ve started with your hand instead.”
“I’ve spanked you so many times now that my hand is no longer effective. This brush, on the other hand, gets right to the heart of the matter.”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, nooo, stop, please.”
“There’s only a few marks, let’s give your thighs a go too.”
“Nooooooo, no, no, no, no, no…Oh god that hurts.”
“That’s better. You know how I like a uniform colour.”
“I didn’t think you were in to uniforms. Ow, ow, oh fuck, since when did you learn to hit so hard.”
“Stop kicking your legs or the cane’s coming out of the cupboard.”
“Please no, the marks have only just gone from the last time you caned me.”
“You can have 20 more with the hairbrush, 10 on each cheek.”
“Alternate? Please do me that for me.”
“Nope, left cheek first.”
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…thanks love, you certainly know how to endear yourself to me don’t you.”
“Yep, and these last 10 are coming quicker.”
“Owowowowowowowowowow…you bloody sadist!”
“Aw, you love me really.”
“What was that? Oh God it’s cold. I can’t believe you hid lube under the cushion.”
“Relax hon, we’re going to be stretching this tight hole of yours.”
“Please don’t tell me you’re brought the large plug.”
“Okay, I won’t.”
“But, you have, haven’t you?”
“Just relax, it’s going in and it will hurt more if you resist.”
“All this because I forgot to pick up your dry cleaning?”
“You knew you were getting a spanking long before that, you just made sure you got it nice and hard by inconveniencing me. Are you trying to tell me you didn’t do that on purpose?”
“OW…please take it easy, it stings, please don’t push so hard. Let me relax a bit.”
“In it goes.”
“Uhnnggh…oh fuck, that burns.”
“Oh dear, maybe I should pop it out and try again, really get you used to the girth?”
“No, please, it hurt enough the first time.”
“You know, I think I will. You know how I like to do a job properly.”
“Aghh, nooo, ohh fuck, not again, oww, I hate you.”