“That’s my goal,” I said. “Every time I fuck you I want it to be better than the last one.”
“I’ve got a feeling it will be,” Vikki replied. “I tell you, the way I’m feeling about Tom right now, I may just let out all my frustration on your dick.”
What’s wrong?”
Oh, just Tom, married life and life in general I guess,” she said. “Did you happen to notice Tom yesterday at the ball park, buzzing around Jane Crockett all afternoon? “You men must really think women are stupid. I know he’s trying to fuck her, why doesn’t he just admit it? We got into a big argument about it last night.”
Vikki mentioning Jane gave me reason to pause. I knew that Vikki and Jane knew each other because we all live in the same neighborhood and we all have kids playing at the local ballpark. But for some reason it never occurred to me that Jane’s name would come up in a conversation with Vikki. And now she’s suspecting that her husband is trying to fuck Jane, the same Jane that I’ve been fucking on a regular basis for more than two years.
I gathered myself quickly and tried to make a joke out of what she said. “Yeah, Vikki, Tom’s trying to fuck Jane and I’m trying to fuck you,” I said. “I guess that’s what makes the world go round.” I laughed but caught myself immediately, thinking that what I said was probably insensitive. “I’m sorry Vikki,” I said. “I shouldn’t have said that. Here you are talking to me about a problem and I make a joke about it.”
“No need to apologize,” she said. “That’s one thing I love about you. You can find humor in the middle of misery. You did make one little mistake in what you said though. Tom is just trying to fuck Jane but you’re already fucking me.” She laughed and that helped to relieve my tension.
“And what a fuck you are too,” I said. “I know I’ve asked you before but where in the world did you learn to fuck like that?”
“It’s all you, baby,” Vikki said. “You bring out the woman in me. I’ve never had a man turn me on the way you do. When we’re not together, all I do is think about us being together.”
“It makes me feel good to hear you say that,” I said. “You are so beautiful. Tom’s a lucky man.”
“Yeah, he is I guess,” she said. “But I think he’s trying to get lucky with Jane. Has he ever said anything about her to you? Are they already fucking?
Now wait a minute Vikki,” I said. “Don’t get me involved in this. I doubt if he’s fucking her and he wouldn’t tell me anyway. But it sounds like it would really bother you a lot if it was true.”
“It probably would,” she said, “and I know I’m a hypocrite saying that. I guess turnabout is fair play. I guess it’s just an ego thing. I know how all of you drool over Jane with those damn tits she’s got. Maybe I’m a little jealous, especially since I know her and I believe she’ll fuck anything with pants on.”
“Now Vikki, be nice,” I said. “Jane’s a nice girl.”
“Oh yeah, fuck you too smartass,” Vikki said, laughing. “If Jane waved those big tits in your face, I wonder how long it would take you to start fucking her. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if you haven’t already fucked her. Have you?