I thought I had pissed her off.
After about a week she finally came on line to chat.
Badboy: Finally, hey, I’ve been trying to get a hold of you.
Sashababy: Why, what’s up?
B: You mad at me?
S: Why would I be mad at you.
B: I haven’t been able to get hold of you, thought something was wrong.
B: I’m addicted to these chats now with you:) you know. Especially in the afternoon.
S: Ohhhh. 🙂 I seeee. I been out. Met someone yummy.
I got this pang of jealousy.
B: Reaaaalyy, some guy huh?
S: Yes.
B: You been out doing the naughty???
S: In a manner of speaking. He’s pretty conservative. Getting what I can.
B: As in
S: Not like my pervy brother.
S: HE wants a relationship, or some such shit.
B: Well don’t abandon me.
S: Hahahaha. Need your fix, eh.
B: You’re like crack, in a good way.
I was being probably over honest. I had a pang in my gut at the thought of her with someone else.
S: Compliments:) Will get you everywhere. But THIS may not be a good time to chat
B: Why?
S: I’m vewy vewy fwustwated:(
B: Poor baby. Join the club
S: You need a girl.
B: Ya think. Now you mention it, You naked?!!!!
S: Hahahaha. I mentioned nothing of the kind.
S: What you think? It’s when you contact me. You drunk?
S: You drink too much.
B: Never, just a few beers.
B: I was worried, thought I might have to come over there.
S: Tsk. Tsk. Now you need a show? Imagination not enough. Seriously, there’s lots of girls would date you.
S: I would, haha if I weren’t your widow sister
B: Tell me about this guy, what you mean not what you expect.
S: He don’t put out. *Pout*
B: As in
S: Duh Homer, No sex. He drives me wild and leaves me wanting. Wants to wait.
B: Fuck that shit. What world you find this guy in??
S: Exactly. Uhhh, I am just so horny.
B: I ask you to do something?
S: What?
B: Put your panties on
S: your awful
B: I want to picture you all horny AND pink. Cover your pink with pink.
S: k.
S: done
B: so what would I see right now.
S: Just li’l ole me, on my bed, sleepy and undressed, my hand covering my lady cake
B: Lady Cake – HA.
S: My kitty, my punny. My muffin.
B: make her purr.
S: Mmmmm’m nipping out now. Too much information?
B: You making me crazy.
S: What you want isn’t it? I’m drinking wine myself. Red wine. I am going to be horrified at myself tomorrow.
B: So bad. One of these days I AM coming over.
S: You!!
B: Watch you work out.
S: That would be so wrong, on so many levels.
B: your thinking about it.
S: Stop it! This is a bad time. Your touching all my weaknesses!
B: I could give you a sports massage.
S: yeah more like a breast massage. Right now I wouldn’t be able to take it.
B: Me! I’m insulted. Actually I wouldn’t touch you, just watch.
S: Just watch??
S: K. I mean, what the hell.
B: Serious!?
S: Seriously weird, but harmless I suppose. We’d be able to talk. I’m here every afternoon on my treadmill.
B: YOU’RE drunk.
S: Yeah, like I said I’ll be horrified tomorrow.
B: HA. Have another. This is fun;)
S: If you came over, tell me all the things you wouldn’t do 😉
B: Hmmmm. I wouldn’t trace my tongue around those hard nipples.
S: OMG
S: Damn you.