Mom Caught Watching Porn

Mom Caught Watching Porn, He comes home early and finds mother watching taboo videos. If you’re a single guy, living on his own, don’t – repeat don’t – allow your mother to come and live with you. Even on a temporary basis. Holidays of a defined length are OK, as long as they end on time. Look, I’m going back a little in time with this tale, to when I was 31, some years away now, and living in deepest Surrey, but owning my own house, working as a school deputy principal, and generally having a ball. I had lady … Read more

Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day “Hey Captain!” I said into my phone. “Hey Sailor!” my dad said. “How are they hanging?” I queried. “One in front of the other, for speed!” He’s a fighter pilot, that’s the standard reply. “And yourself?” “I’m high speed, low-drag sir!” We both chuckled. I’m not in the Navy, just going to college, but I know the lingo pretty good. “You’re going home for Mother‘s Day, right?” he asked. “Oh yeah, dad. I’m going home, uh, Friday afternoon. After class gets out. Please tell me you sent something?” We both laughed again. Dad once had the impression that … Read more