“Kya hua tum kuchh pareshan dikh rahe ho?”
“Kuchh nahi aunty buss aise hi…”
“Arrey baba bolo to kya hua whets wrong with you? Are you ok?”
“Haan aunty main theek hun but I think I need to go to the doctor”. I replied.
“Why, what happened?”
“Aunty, main aapko nahi bata sakta, I feel shy in telling you”.
“Don’t be shy; c’mon tell me what’s wrong, yaad rakho tumhari maan ne tumhe meri zimmedari par bheja hai, tumhari har pareshani ka khayal mujhe rakhna padega.”
“Actually aunty tonight I had a bad dream and when I wake up I noticed that there was” deliberately I ate my words and was looking for her reaction.
“No, no, not like that actually in dreams I was here at home with you only I don’t remember what happened next but when I was awake I noticed that there was a large wet patch on my underwear I think some fluid came out of my I never experienced it before but I’m sure it was not pee as it was quite thick like someone had poured gum bottle on my underwear.”
I could see thrill on her face, I think my trick was doing well on her.
“Oh, is it so now I know what the problem is. Don’t you ever have any talks with your friends about that”?
“Nahi aunty, this is for the first time that my underwear was wet. Kahin aisa to nahi ki mujhe koi serious disease hai.”
I wanted to bring sexuality in our conversation so I went little ahead and said. “Actually aunty, kabhi kabhi morning mein kuchh ajeeb sa feel hota hai but I think it is due to pee pressure.”
I noticed her expression and can guess that she was in confused state of mind, she switched off the television and after a little pause she asked with completely changed attitude.
“Kya ajeeb feel hota hai, batao. Jub tak tum khul kar bataoge nahi, tab tak main kaise bataun ki yeh disease hai ya nahi.”
I was sure that my trick was working and my aunt was curious about my queries. I decided to go ahead with fake problems of mine. With an artificial gesture of sadness on my face, I said, “Aunty, in mornings I feel hardness in my and I think it is due to pee pressure as after urination I feel relaxed. But…”
“But what? bolo.”
Aunty, sometimes there is unusual hardness too specially when any girl touches me in college. I have talked about this to a friend of mine and he told that it is a natural phenomenon. Aunty, I’m really worried of this sudden change.”
“kya, don’t you know what it means when you get a hard-on. I just can’t believe Vibhu, your are 18 years old and don’t you know anything about all these?”
I put my face down and confessed, “No aunty, I am really not aware of all these things.”
“Ok, I think by this age you should have known this. But it’s not your fault; actually we don’t have sex education in our schools that’s why you are still ignorant.”
She was again silent for few minutes.
“Well I can tell you each and everything but in our society it is not expected from a mother or aunt to teach her son about all these things, therefore you have to promise one thing before I tell you anymore. I don’t want anybody to know about this neither your parents, nor your uncle and even your cousins too. So promise me you won’t tell anyone about this ,what I’m going to teach you.” She said. Hearing this from her mouth I literally was shivering in ecstasy and was sure that I’m going to have lady of my dream very soon. I promised her that I won’t tell anyone about this.